Revenge

The Diary of Adolf Schickelgruber, Aged 21 3/4

April 17, 1905

Dear Journal,

Today I am filled with joy one could almost describe me as a giddy school boy.  I mustn’t act that way, though, for I am living my life as an adult now.  My bohemian adventures start here in Vienna, Italy, where I will pursue a career in painting.  I love the painted image.  It is, to me, the true perspective one sees.  There are no lies in art.