wordsforhire

Figure 1: Okay, coppers, you think you got me now well take a look at this!  Yeah, that’s right, I stuck my tongue in your direction and I mean to do it again.  You might be able to keep my body behind bars but you’ll never be able to take the free will of my tongue out of this fight!  I’ll get out one day and then you’ll have my snout to deal with, too.  Oh don’t think I won’t go that far, you know I will.

Figure 2: If you know what’s best for you, you would get out of my way… I’m a cat on the edge, I haven’t had my coffee and I’m late for work.  Step aside, gray hair!  Don’t make me use this horn.  I will!  Honk! Take that you blasted copper!  Oh don’t you flash your lights at me!  I can outrun you any day of the week!

Figure 3: Don’t I look perty, momma?  I look just like you always do when you come home from your business meetings every Saturday morning.  Don’t you think the color is splendid on me?  It really compliments my eyes.  I even painted my nails to match, just like you!  I always want to be just like you.

Figure 4: Dance with me!  One, two, three, one, two, three… You’ve got it!  Here you thought you had two left feet but you’re doing magnificently.  Just follow me, let the pressure on the small of your back from my paws be your guide.  No, don’t try to resist it, just be natural and flow with me.  Dance as nimble as a feline: yes, now you’re getting it.  I’m so proud of you!

Figure 5: Boy I’m pooped.  That was a fantastic workout but I’m dog tired.  I think I’m just gonna sit right here for a few minutes.  Maybe doze a little.  Just…fall…asleep… YAWN! I’m so tired I can’t even keep my tongue in my mouth.  Just right out pooped exhausted.  Don’t think about moving me any time soon.

Figure 6: Hey, Suzy.  I’m glad you could make it today.  I hate walking by myself.  I don’t think I get as good of a workout without my friend by my side.  You’re such great inspiration and make me want to push myself harder.  Yeah, walking is great, especially when this road does the walking for you! Snickers I can’t wait for vacation, too.  That’s why I’m working out, what about you?

Figure 7: Is it too much to ask for a little bit of privacy?  Get that thing away from me.  No, I will NOT smile at the camera.  I don’t come tromping in here taking pictures when you’re doing your business.  Just get out, please… I just want to…This might take some time, mind handing me the newspaper?

Figure 8: Ah, Ma, do you have to do that?  It’s so embarrassing. I’m not a kid anymore, you don’t have to kiss me goodnight like I’m only a month old.  I’m seven months old now.  Can’t you see I’m a big giraffe now?  My spots are almost as dark as yours, my neck nearly as long.  I can reach the leaves at the bottom of the tree now.  Please stop kissing me, Ma.