Essay 1

Thank you, Thank you so very much. This is an honor that is bestowed upon those whose destiny is written by GOD at the purest moments with a golden writing.
A girl got to have her moment and right now this is my moment, this is my time and this is my destiny. I am right now at the top of the world, at the top of the moon, at the top of the galaxies and at the top of the KILLER Laboratory. Now, you people must be wondering what Killer Laboratory is? Wait, I will make it simple for you…….. I am not actually a sweet, kind hearted girl next door, but am indeed a robot that has been made in the Killer Laboratory to kill the most hated celebrity of our times and there are indeed no surprises….. It is Paris Hilton.

Now I will put before you people my set of arguments for killing her. Paris is the epitome of stupidity, vulgarity and uncontrollable desire to be in the news for all wrong reasons. She is the worst woman made to date and even the hell is afraid to take her in. She is the person who is an eternal source of disgrace and mockery towards the women. The world without her would be a better place as there would be no wardrobe malfunctions, no sex tapes, no police arrests and no alleged breakups with every other man walking on the face of this earth.

The world needs people like Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta Jones which means not any freak like Paris Hilton who themselves proclaim I don't really think, I just walk. Her following quote is a disgrace for the woman all around the world, I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard. She is also the dumbest woman in the women’s history as she said the following historic line about the Wal-Mart, do they like make walls there? But the quote for which I want to kill her is the following, When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!!!!!!!!. Ideally, she should have been killed by any one of you. I praise the tolerance of you people but I believe that enough is enough and she needs to be silenced for the well-being of you people and for the future of your kids. I hope I have made my point clear and I hope you people will not mind this killing. Thank you again for your acknowledgement and love but I will achieve my objective at any cost!!!!!!!! Have a great night.

 

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